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20 Ocak 2011 Perşembe

This galaxy is ours, monkeigh!

" Because , young Seer, they dont deserve to live. They are pathetic slaves and nothing more. Worship of the Dark Gods are... moronic. You dedicate all your life, before and after your death, to their whim. Your soul is theirs to command. But if only, you are foolish enough to let them. That is why I slay them without any second thoughts, or plans for alliance. Because, unlike the lesser races of this universe,  we do not bow to any force, we do not serve, we do not give! We are masters, lords, we demand and we take!"
   "I see, Lord. I see now that their logic is pernicious as you stated."
   "Have you contacted, Hauclir? I wish to know if he is successful or not."
   "No, Lord. He has not responded, yet."
   "Let me know if he does immediatly. Incompetence is not a luxury anyone on this ship have."
   "Of course , Lord. Do you think you are closer to your goal here , on this ancient land of our kin ?"
   "Yes....yes I do. The location of the key have been revealed. Enemy forces on this planet are bloody and battered. Mostly the ones that dared to face me. I will not let anything or anyone to stop me from reaching my destiny. This galaxy will remember its old masters."
   "I understand. Excuse me , my Lord , but I have to ask. You do not sound much like yourself today. Even without my aetheric talents, I can sense it. Is there... is there something wrong, Lord Gargolmar?"
   "Hah. The Gargolmar you know is resting now. After a couple of hours rest, he will be back with you, I presume."
   "Then,then, who are you?! What have you done with him?! I demand you to speak. I will not let you or anyone hurt him, do you understand, daemon!"
   "Insolent whelp! You do not make demands of me. But I will answer your questions so that you understand your lord and serve better. My name is not important but learn this, that your lord is blessed with an ancient soul of the archaic past. I am his desires, his passions, and his ambition. And he is the rage, the fury, the death of his enemies. Together, we will bring the hope of the Eldar race back to the heart of its people. Together, we will make the Dark Gods remember ,  that when they were in the peak of their power, they could not made us kneel, even when faced with unspeakable horrors and carnage, we stood tall, cried to the heavens and hell that we will not serve a creature that we have created. We have ruled this galaxy for countless millenia, so we refuse to die in denial and exile. This is the object of our union with Gargolmar. And the Crescent Moon on our forehead is the brand of the pact. The white light of the moon started to show her face , and it will become a Full Moon, as the Eldar race started to ascend once more!"

Gargolmar the Bug-Exterminator

 "Haaha! Then I was like whoooosh die you 10 feet long bug scumbag. Their leader died there while screaming at me. Stupid asshole. And I think he said he is some sort of a prince. Prince Dying While Turning to Dust, thats who! After him, I sliced up his remaining buddies, while shouting "YOU MESS WITH THE BEST, YOU DIE LIKE THE REST!"
 "Just when I stood at the top of a hill made by the fallen bodies of my enemies, I saw them. A horde of wailing, screaming monsters running towards me. Well, then I pointed my sword at them, looked each and every one of them in the eye and said "Now, fuck off!" They stopped on their tracks, turned back and started to flee like the cowards they are. Then I was at them like a lighting, hacking and slashing and butchering, they cried in fear, one of them even begged me for mercy. But not from me. I was there like an avenging angel, taking ten of their numbers for every Poisoned Fang fellow they've slain. When my slaughter came to an end , I stood there and gazed upon the battlefield. There were none of the filthy bugs around. At least alive."
" But then a lonely figure lurked out of the darkened woods. He started to run towards me with terrible speed. He was fast, but not fast enough. Before he could gnash at me with his filthy claws, I chopped his ugly head off. This time, no one challenged my glory. As I stood in the middle of the carnage, all I could hear was the cheers of my crew."
 " Well thats about the whole story my friend."
 " I would be honored if I was one of the anointed few who had the blessing to be at your side in these moment of glorious carnage, my Lord. I stand corrected with my false worries about the Tyranid fleet. I see they are no match for your hunger for battle, and finesse with tactics and weapons alike."
 " Well , Sima Yi, you dont need to feel bad. Next time when I'm on the ground, you have my word that you will be at my side."
 " You honor me with your confidence, my Lord. Pardon me for my curiousity, but the only ones that is missing , are the members of the Wych Cult. And Kabalites look like they dont even fought. Also the combat vehicles they have used. I know the Wych Cult can be reckless at times but like this?"
 " Well, my friend, at the party last weekend, when they were fighting, they broke my grandfather's clock. It has sentimental value for me. They should be more careful in the future."
 " But, Lord. You dont have a clock , not at least a grandfather.."
 " SILENCE MINION!"