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6 Aralık 2010 Pazartesi

Welcome to the Choco Party!

Dressed in a black leather dress, Lilith the Seer, or as known by her fans among the fleet ,"Static Revenger" was singing atop a golden pillar that is carved in the shape of a dolphin. The dolphin, also known among the crew as Eddie, was holding a bolt pistol in one of its fins, and its face was a mask of revenge.
  The entire crew was attending the party, as this rises the question that who is operating the moving ship at this moment, the crew did not seem to care. There were drinks and food and drugs being served everywhere by slaves dressed in nothing but shame. Somewhere in the corner, Dr. Mindbender was explaining the magnificence of the muscle structure of some creature they captured on the way, and the listeners were trying to hold what they ate so far. Sima Yi, and his brethren were sitting in a corner and silently sipping their drinks. Two members of the Wych Cult were trying to kill eachother with forks and broken glasses, and the Kabalites were watching with delight , while they shout at them, and waving their money. And the Scourges, the so-called Eyes of the Nihilator, were playing at security again, but nobody seemed to care.
 As they enjoy the festivities, everybody was actually waiting their host and master, Gargolmar the Nihilator. As her song coming to an end, Lilith, took the attention of the crowd.
 "Ladies and gentlemen!" "This sexual discrimination! Why the ladies first?!" "Shut the fuck up, Elbetthe, you scum-sucking asshole!" "Let the girl speak."..... " Thank you, Master Sima Yi. Again, Ladies and gentlemen, may I present you, The Dark One, Fatherless Warrior, Violator of Virgins, Cholocate Thunder, Gargolmar the Nihilator!"  As Gargolmar raised on top of a platform at the center of the hall, soaked in chocolate, dressed in a robe de chambre and nothing else, the crew was screaming cheers and warcries.
  "My fellow crew members, comrades, friends, MINIONS! Tonight we are gathered here for a celebration. A celebration of victory and bloodshed. As you are aware of, the monkeigh mariners tried to stop our scouting mission. "It was a pleasure tour , not a scouting mission." SILENCE MINION! Nonetheless they have intercepted it , but they did not calculated, that me, Gargolmar the Nihilator, will be with a scouting party , and their attack has turned into a massacre. In favor for us of course. I can tell with discretion, that some of their virgins has been violated, too. Anyway! ARE WE ENJOYING THE PARTY?!!"
 The crew was howling with pleasure , as it started to rain cholocate from the ceilings , and Lilith started to sing again. They were dancing, drinking, fighting and fornicating all at once, and Gargolmar, as he watched the scene, some of his scars started to fade, he was already started to seem younger.