"Haaha! Then I was like whoooosh die you 10 feet long bug scumbag. Their leader died there while screaming at me. Stupid asshole. And I think he said he is some sort of a prince. Prince Dying While Turning to Dust, thats who! After him, I sliced up his remaining buddies, while shouting "YOU MESS WITH THE BEST, YOU DIE LIKE THE REST!"
"Just when I stood at the top of a hill made by the fallen bodies of my enemies, I saw them. A horde of wailing, screaming monsters running towards me. Well, then I pointed my sword at them, looked each and every one of them in the eye and said "Now, fuck off!" They stopped on their tracks, turned back and started to flee like the cowards they are. Then I was at them like a lighting, hacking and slashing and butchering, they cried in fear, one of them even begged me for mercy. But not from me. I was there like an avenging angel, taking ten of their numbers for every Poisoned Fang fellow they've slain. When my slaughter came to an end , I stood there and gazed upon the battlefield. There were none of the filthy bugs around. At least alive."
" But then a lonely figure lurked out of the darkened woods. He started to run towards me with terrible speed. He was fast, but not fast enough. Before he could gnash at me with his filthy claws, I chopped his ugly head off. This time, no one challenged my glory. As I stood in the middle of the carnage, all I could hear was the cheers of my crew."
" Well thats about the whole story my friend."
" I would be honored if I was one of the anointed few who had the blessing to be at your side in these moment of glorious carnage, my Lord. I stand corrected with my false worries about the Tyranid fleet. I see they are no match for your hunger for battle, and finesse with tactics and weapons alike."
" Well , Sima Yi, you dont need to feel bad. Next time when I'm on the ground, you have my word that you will be at my side."
" You honor me with your confidence, my Lord. Pardon me for my curiousity, but the only ones that is missing , are the members of the Wych Cult. And Kabalites look like they dont even fought. Also the combat vehicles they have used. I know the Wych Cult can be reckless at times but like this?"
" Well, my friend, at the party last weekend, when they were fighting, they broke my grandfather's clock. It has sentimental value for me. They should be more careful in the future."
" But, Lord. You dont have a clock , not at least a grandfather.."
" SILENCE MINION!"
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