Here we go!

At the center of the stardomed room, inside his golden chocobath throne, Gargolmar was happily talking to himself.  " Yeesss... I feel like a good bit of entertaintment, time to destroy a planet. Which one shall it be?! This one? Hmm, too feeble.This one....yes,perhaps. Oohh, yes this one will do nicely." He was looking outside the dome, and trying to pick and crush some stars with his fingers by the power of his perspective.
    All of a sudden, the starfilled vision of his has darkened. He straightened up with frustrution , but it turned to surprise very quickly. There was some sort of warpgate opening on the roof his room. Not knowing what to expect to come out, he hid himself  inside the liquid contained by his golden throne.
    That liquid was especially a curious case for the crew. It looked like chocolate, but the more suspicious members of the crew wanted to be sure. When the unfortunately curious corsair put his finger inside it to taste some of it, his finger didnt come out. His finger has been turned to nothing within seconds. After he fled screaming to his quarters, he started to see visions that can turn a lesser man to a drooling fool. As the corsair was a lesser man , he has become a zombielike idiot who does nothing but stare at walls.
    Like a master of stealth , Gargolmar put his head outside of the chocolatelike substance  to see what will come out of the portal. Without warning , a figure clad in crimson armor dropped to ground with a heavy thump. From his looks he looked like one of those turned-bad astartes guys. Icons of chaos gods and unholy texts decorated his armor. After a splitsecond another figure dropped from the portal. He was an Eldar, was dressed in a rugged armor blue. He has a talisman of Cosmic Serpent on his neck . Two figures seemed disoriented for a second and Gargolmar used this moment. "Hey you two assholes. Religious freaks and Craftworlder scumbags are not allowed in my Lovenasium! I dont know what the fuck do you want to do eachother, but find another room for your sick fantasies!"
    Two warriors ignored the comments and weapons clashed once more. Astartes warrior put his inhuman fist to the face of the Eldar warrior and found an opening to strike. Just when he was about the deliver the blow, he lost his footing unexpectedly and found himself on the floor. When two were fighting eachother, Gargolmar pulled himself out of the bathtube and made a scissorlike move to the Astartes' legs, that would be considered objectionable in so many sports of ancient Terra. Eldar warrior used this advantage to leap on his opponent , just right when he was about the deliver the death blow, a fist came to the side of his jaw, that filled his mouth with two teeth, a mouthful of blood and some chocolate.
   Now they were both on the ground, they looked up to their attacker. An Eldar figure stood before them with all his naked might. There were chocolate coloured stains all over him but it was not enough to cover everything. His face was crisscrossed with scars and full of rage. His raven black long hair was also dirty with stains, and a large circle golden earring was gleaming from his ear, and  curiously was not stained even a little. When the warriors stood to a halt, he rip apart one of the long tubes from his golden device, and started to wave it in his hand. " YOU FUCK ON ME?! HA! YOU LITTLE BITCHES! "
  "I will tear your heart out, you demented Xeno filth!" Marchosias got up and swung his demonpowered sword to the naked Eldar in front of him. The chocolate covered Eldar moved faster than he anticipated, moved to his side and snatched his bolt pistol from his side. Firing the pistol wildly to the chaos marine he damaged his head and face. The giant warrior shouted in agony and fell on his knees in pain. "Dude, what the fuck are you waiting for, cut his head off already."
  "Hauclir not wasting a moment, put both his swords to the neck of the astartes warrior ,and removed his head from his body. "DECAPITATIOOOON!!" Gargolmar screamed a cry of victory and leaned to a wall , looking to Hauclir. "So Saim-Hann asshole, tell me a good reason for me not to kill you and give your corpse to the crew for entartaintment?"
"Because, kindred, I know the location of the first key."